tagged by P A K W E

dushdush...

da lame ta berblogging..singgah jap kt blog kekawan tak sangka jepp di tagged oleh beliau...dengan perasaan penuh berilham jepp menjawab tagged anda..

WALLPAPER SCREEN!!

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SARAT2nya:

1)anda perlu "printscreen" wallpaper anda yang sedang guna sekarang, jangan dusta, kerana kurang digemari.

2)beri tahu mengapa anda suke "wallpaper" anda itu.

3)tag 10 orang.

4)itu sahaja.

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JAWAPAN:

1 :

2 :
i suke wallpaper i nih sebab, ia memaparkan semua ahli keluarga i,
i jenis seorang yang mementingkan keluarga dan menyayangi mereka sesangat.

3 :
sesape yang rajin jawab la tagged nih eh..
tiada paksaan pon...

4 :
itu sahaja?

tag from cik farah

dushdush....

adeh...more tags? huh..layan..but u guys wanna know y i answer this tag even i'm so damned tired ryte now? ahahaha...the answer is somple...because cik farah says that "hmm..jejepp?!he's gorgeous..hhehe~" so make me blush taw...

1) do you think you're hot?
hmm...hot?? repeat.. hot?? i think i'm maybe...coz there is thousands peeps said that word to me...terime jer la gile! ahaha...

2) upload ur favourite pictures of u..
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3)Why do you like that picture?
1- is because i look so damned sexy!!! (i minat gile!!!!!)
2- nampak cam mamat yg best jer..=]
3- which is i look so kawai!!!!!

4)When was the last time you ate pizza?
i think it been more than 4 month i think...i hate pizza larh!

5)The last song you listened to?
lagu nih = dont trust me by 3oh!3

6)What are you doing right now besides this?
entah...haaaaaaaaa...sap okok jer la...marlboro lite..

7)What name would you prefer besides yours?
my mom always call me "adik"...so i think is better that way..

People i tag :da nex are...
1. pakwe
2. mike
3. jim
4. F
5. kak ika

8)Who is number 1?
scandal kt blog nih...(mati lew...sesuke hati jer kuar statement camtuh...ahaha)

9) Number 3 is?
jim??? die besh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10)Say something about number 5,
kak ika ekceli was my senior time skula dulu...but now shes being my best blog friends...

11)How about number 4?
F...die nih gatay!! hehehehe... jgn marah haaaaaaa...

12)Who is number 2?
dak batu pahat...katenyer jauh dimate dekat dihati... hambik ko..aku sorg yg pengingat tawk! huhuhuhuhuh...

tag from mike

dushdush...

adeh...now i just taged by someone who i just gt to know...ok la mike...i will answer the tag anyway...i'm free now...kalo tak haram nk reply tag ko...naahhhh kidin..uhuhu

What is your Fav perfume?
DKNY redDELICIOUS and DKNY beDELICIOUS for sure...da smell is so damned make me horny..lalala~

Do you own a gun?
Yeah, i was born with a strong-meat gun. Wanna find out?(follow jawapan mike...mike aku pon ade strong-meat gun la...nak test..ops..=])

Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
ahaha...what a funny question...normally kalo da serius the i'll meet doctor la...takuase jepp nk jpe doctor...

What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
touge-piercing,eyebrow-piercing,nipple n belly button-piercing(coming soon)

Favorite hobby?
swimming,clubbing,chating,ngumpating (doest it count?)

Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
penat (baru balik tgk chelsea vs arsenal), rase nk muntah, i wanna make love rite now(pelik secare ttbe)

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
mineral water which is so needed, 100 plus n ice lemon tea (my favourite babe!)

3 current worries?
my future, my future, my future....

Current hate right now?
someone who is so annoying n disgusted...f*ckface!!!

Favorite place to be?
heaven (i insist heaven is the place i wanna be at..)

Where would you like to go?
my mom ask me to go to aussie..work there as chef de cuisine...pergh...tatahan my mom...


What shirt are you wearing?
none...yeah! love to be naked all the time...


Favorite color?
red,black,gold,ungu, easy to say the color of life la babe

Would you be a pirate?
yes! a gay pirate...sounds cool man...u can fuck every one u wanted to as u wish..but safety first..lalalala...

What songs do you sing in the shower?
ahahaha..the kelapa n orkid song..."kelapa dan orkid baik untuk rambut...saya nk balik duit saye" so funny man...

Favorite Girl’s Name?
something more to arabic sound..such as qisra, jamelah, qatrun and so on...

Favorite Boy’s name?
yeah!! something that started with capital "J" like jeffry (my name la), Johnson, Joseph, Joshua n much more to throw here.

What’s in your pocket right now?
i just wearing a tite boxer that it...no pocket la!

Last thing that made you laugh?
talking bout something funny(bout melancap..lawak gile babe!) with my housemate...

Worst injury you’ve ever had?
broken hearted is the most injury..it takes me a year to forget bout it..saket weyh!!!


Name 3 other words for penis: boboi (i call mine as it) kotey and konek (sume sebut camtuh dowh..)

Name 3 other words for vagina: puki,pantat n cipap...ahahaha...sedap tuh...adeh mulut aku cam sial

Name 3 other words for tits: biar aku jer taw sudeyh!

lazy to tag anyone else la...but sape rajin tag la...jepp ta pakse...but...its fun sometimes when u answer a tags ryte? ikut encik la encik...bahaha..

adeh..! tagged lagi..

dushdush..

kali nih jepp kene tagged ngn kak ika lak...paper pon layan jew...

7 fakta tentang saya :

1- nama: Muhamad Jeffry
2- berumur ? bape ntah lpe...aahahaha..
3- lahir pada 18 feb 19??
4- lahir di hospital besar kuala lumpur
5- anak kedua dari empat beradik
6- saya kuat ngomel
7- saya baek hati

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7 perkara menakutkan saya di dunia :

1- takut LIPAS *sanggup terjun bangunan..*
2- takut MATI *egt hidup jer susah? mati pon susah meyh*
3- takut hidup miskin *alemak...da bese idop senang la..*
4- takut xdpt jadi anak yang soleh (same cam kak ika)
5- takut saye ni jadi anak yg xbergune (masih same seperti kak ika)
6- takut kehilangan orang yang tersayang (family)
7- takut kene dump! *benci weyh!!*

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7 lagu buat masa skrg :

1- cuba - Faizal Tahir
2- womaniser - Britney
3- when i grow up - PCD
4- hips dont lie - Shakira
5- berkecamuk hati(tajuk die mende eh?) - hujan
6- hujan - Sudirman
7- slumber -OAG

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7 perkara selalu sebut :

1- assalamualaikum
2- weyh!
3- gile!
4- dushdush...
5- gapo?
6- hot!
7- aku lapo!!!

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7 perkara yang amat bernilai :

1- nyawa
2- keluarga saya,mama,kakak,ajeem,aman,nenek n all
3- maruah akuh larh!!
4- kawan baek!!!!!!!!
5- duet,kad pengenalan, n my stuff la..
6- cinta yang tulus ag suci!!!
7- memory zaman silam...

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7 pertama kali dalam hidup saya :

1- pergi Los Angeles
2- pergi Aussie pada umo 9 tahun n 19 tahun..=]
3- kenal kak ika yg bagi tagged ni kt SAMER..
4- berlakon n jadi hero ntok short film 4 m'sian short film fest..
5- pergi India
6- pergi Indonesia
7- hidap seafood alergy!! *shit! benci!!*

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7 org bertuah menjawab tag ni :

1- you
2- anta
3- kamu
4- boi @
5- F @
6- pakwe @
7- jim @

tag from neO andersOn

dushdush..

kene lagi tagged jejepp nih...adeh...layan..

Named 5 people you can think of right on the top of your head..Dont' read the question underneath until you write the name of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you write the name randomly. No Cheating!!

1. Jaja


2. Yana


3. Azmir


4. Adibadam


5. tuty


Question 1 : How do you meet 1?

hah? i met her at PTPL college...at that time kt kolej ade buat ape ntah..then aku digabung kn oleh minah senget ni..tu la how i met her..

Question 2 : On the scale from 1-10..How you rate your relationship with 1?

10 - she is perfectly understanding n so demanding..nk lempang jer ase..

Question 3 : How long have u known 4?

for about 2 years maybe..forgot la...

Question 4 : How do you know number 3?

from college jugak...my classmate meyh!

Question 5 : Where is 5?

si gile nih skunk nih (9.00p.m 13/11/08) die ade kt umah kakak die..g amik barang katenyer

Question 6 : A fact about number 1?

she is so kuat makan...same like me la..

Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?

ntah la..byk sgt scandal die tuh..tapaham gueh..

Question 8 : What does no1 do for living?

whining,eating,demanding,sleeping,ngumpating...ahaha..sorry ja...

Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?

ahaha..ofkos..da la satu kelas,satu kepala, satu group..senang nk wat keje meyh...

Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?

pale hotak hang!!!!

Question 13 : What your opinion about number 2?

she is same like no 1..mmg sebijik la..tp die ni lagi kuat membebel..benanah telinge weyh...tp baik hati...selalu mendahulukn aku n no 1..baik kn die?

Question 14 : What's your favorite memory with number 5?

memandangkn die hairdresser aku..so favourite memory ialah die selalu menjadikn rambut aku sentiasa gempak dimata masyarakat...sweet ape..

Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?

pale jimbit ko! lesbian la nanti begOk!

Question 16 : Ever had a long conversation with number 5?

selalu...sampai berbuih mulut...rokok berkotakkotak kotowg isap...weeee...

Question 17 : Have you ever slept at number 2's house?

da bosan tido ngn die...sedarsedar aku kt kaki die..makhluk tido lasak mmg camtu..ahahaha...

Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?

boleh la..but seem college da start nih..lagi rajin la hangout ngn die..g giant makan..then g ngurat owg..then masih tak dilupekn wat asgmt sesame...

Question 19 : Who do u known the longest?

all of them i kenal hampir 2 tahun..so...same jer...kenal dlm satu mase yg same but time berbeza...but no 1 n no 2 la longest kowt..lope la..no 5 kowt..eish penin aku...

Question 20 : How often do u talk to number 1?

tiaptiap ari tatap wajah die..takan kitowg nk senyap..sahsah duedue mulut murai...ahahaha..nk tanye lagi?

Question 21 : What about number 2?

same jer ngn no 1 tu..

Question 22 : Have you ever thought number 3 as a friend?

yes ofkos..furthermore da macam abg aku da...

Question 23 : Maybe you want to go out with number 5 as a date?

betol gak..nti aku try keyh..ahahaha..

Question 24 : Do u dream about number 2?

ape yang aku nk dream ttg die eh? hmmm...ntah r...

Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that she never forget?

byk bende kitowg wat sesame...lu pk la sdiri..

Question 27 : What is number 3's hobby?

lepak,tido,mengomel..

Question 28 : Who do you want to tag?

F @ http://ftotheworld.blogspot.com/
Fickh @ http://fickph.blogspot.com/
Kak Ika @ http://zulaikha-zulkifli.blogspot.com/

5 things bout the jejepp

dushdush...

jejepp telah ditagged oleh F...so need to replied...ahahaha..

5 Things In My Bag

1. DKNY be delicious *nak wangi sentiase ler katekn..*
2. tissue *masalah perpeluhan yg ta dpt dbendung..*
3. note n ballpen *sgt gegeh menulis notanota penting katenyer..*
4. rokok n lighter *kewajiban seorang perokok meyh..*
5. gatsby wax *rambut wajib tegak la..ahahah*

5 Things In My Wallet

1. cash *tade cash matilew aku..*
2. mykad n license *tande jepp rakyat m'sia ler..8
3. debit MASTERcard n debit VISAcard *senang nk shoppink meyh..*
4. student card *pelajar contoh sgt..ahaha..*
5. business card *pekerja berdedikasi nih..*

5 Favourite Things Dalam Bilik

1. nyetnyet *anak patong monyet jepp..*
2. bantal yang banyak *tabiat suke memeluk yang hebat..*
3. laptop n broadband *punca rezeki n teman setia..*
4. kerusi *mangse letak laptop gueh..*
5. cermin ajaib *supaya sentiasa terampil macho..ahahaha..*

5 Things yang Ingin Dilakukan

1. abiskan blajar *harus!!*
2. dok kt aussie *atas dorongan mama gueh!*
3. memperluaskan name jepp *berangan nk popular larh..*
4. berKahwin kt paris pastu hOneymooN kt Maldive *berangan lagih!*
5. belikan mama sebuah banglo 3 tingkat yang ade 10 bedroom *hadiah untuk mama sebab membesarkan jepp ngn jayanye...ahaha..*

5 Things yang Sering Dilakukan

1. tido... *paling fevret*
2. jadi kelawar *active diwaktu malam..ahaha..*
3. jmpe scandal *kantoi suda..*
4. masak *ade gaye..*
5. ngumpat *paling besh..*


Im Tagging
neoanderson @ http://listlessjourney.blogspot.com/
pakwe @ http://pakweku.blogspot.com/
jim @ http://dukelucedellamore.blogspot.com/