L I P A S

dushdush...

nape mesti ade entry ini dlm blog jepp??? adeh...kisahnyer bermule tadi...tengah khusyukhusyuk revison..jepp terase cam ade something merayap kt tepi pintu jepp...sekali jepp pusing...hambik ko...bapak lipas terkedekkedek merayap..terus jepp menjerit melompat kekatil (which is in that time i was on chair)...aku sungguh GELI akan ko binatang!!!!!!!!! ewwwww....then jeppp jerit.."brad,brad!!!!!!!! sini la bodoh!! sini la!!!" member yang pelik masuk "apahal kau panggil aku bodo?""lipas tuh..BUNUH, BUNUH!!!" tanpe meminta maap sebab panggil die bodoh terus jepp arahkan die..ta sampai 2 saat..rilek jer die penyekkn serangga perosak tersebut...mampus ko!!!



geli gile dowh!!!!!!!!!
tataw nape mmg jepp geli bin geleman melihat binatang insect nih...dah la serangga perosak...menggelikan..yucks! tp kalo tikus ke..ular ke..spider ke..lipan ke..rimau ker..belut ker..ok jer..bak dtg lipas tgk...satu kampung jepp sanggup lari...



zaman skula dulu penah la member saje kenekn..siot gile..die masukkn lipas dalam poket baju melayu jep...ape ag bile da taw..time solat tuh rase cam ade bende merayap kt baju...jap g nampak sesungut die..jepp terus menjerit...satu surau jepp lari sambil bukak baju...habih jemaah terhenti kerana seekor lipas!!! mmg best ar..kene piat telinge ngn ustaz n kene gelak satu suraw...shit hole tol!

cube bayangkn kalo lipas byk ni ade kt umah kowg...


sungguh menakutkn...sanggup terjun bangunan weyh!!! lantak la owg nk ckp ape..yg penting...tolong jauhkan serangga perosak nih dari jepp...tgk pic lipas pon bulu roma nih leh kembang taw...seramsejuk jer...

latest hair do

dushdush...

jengjengjeng...weeeeee...jepp tade idea sgt nak ckp kt entry yang satu nih...but jepp hanye nak show kt kenkowang my new hair style...uhuhuhuhu...kumenkumen ar..hahaha...cam sengal this hair do..but jepp like it..kelainan to me n myselve...y myselve??? sebab jepp ni banyak split personality..huhuhu..jgn tataw eh...

okehokeh..talk no more..here we are...















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mama : kaler da lawa...tapi pehal still ade kaler lite tuh..da cam bunge mama tgk..

kekawan baik bin rapat : jepp lawa dowh rambut baru kaw!

kekawan besebese : jepp suke ar rambut baru ko...stylo...jelesjeles...

housemate : tak heran dah..ko memang stylo..da jadi kebiasaan kalo buat rambut cemane pon..(siot jer!)

lecturer : lawa rambut kamu jepp..bape kamu bayar buat rambut ni (ku hanya tersipu malu...lalu memberi senyuman manis...hahahaha...)

sume komen ni antara yang jepp dpt..bukan reka cipta eh..cume tokok tambah ckit jer..uhuhuhu...so ape komen anda? anda tentukan sendiri..eceheceh da macam nak buat undian lak..apeape pon nasib rambut ini di tangan anda...ahahahaha...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..!

nama syaitan dalam suratul FAtihah

dushdush...

may the salam upon the readers....hey all jeff wanna share something with u all...just now jepp surf internet all pver..then checking all my acc yang ade...
then i saw this :



Nama Syaitan Dalam Al-Fatihah

Assalamualaikum


Semoga boleh dimanfaatkan Al-Fatihah adalah satu rukun dalam solat,
apabila cacat bacaannya maka rosaklah solat. Oleh itu perbaikilah
bacaannya dengan ilmu tajwid. Bukan setakat bacaannya saja rosak malah
kita menyebut nama syaitan di dalam solat kita. Berikut diperturunkan
nama syaitan laknat yang wujud didalam Al-Fatihah, sekiranya kita tidak
berhati-hati.


Nama syaitan


1. DU LI LAH (bila dibaca tiada sabdu)sepatutnya DULILLAH


2. HIR ROB (bila dibaca dengan sabdu)sepatutnya HI ROB


3. KIYYAU (bila dibaca dengan sabdu)sepatutnya KI YAU


4. KANNAK (bila dibaca dengan sabdu)sepatutnya KA NAK


5. KANNAS (bila dibaca dengan sabdu)sepatutnya KA NAS


6) Iya (disebut tanpa sabdu) sepatutnya Iyya. Iya bermaksud 'matahari'


Dalam ayat ke 5,jika salah bacaannya akan bermaksud "kepada
mataharilah yang kami sembah dan kepada matahari kami meminta
pertolongan"!!!!


7) SIROTHOLLAZI............. sehingga habis hendaklah dibaca tanpa
henti.


8) AMIN .hendaklah mengaminkan Al-Fatihah dengan betul
iaitu AA...dua harakat, MIN.... 3 harakat, semoga Amin kita
bersamaan dengan Amin malaikat Insya-Allah. semoga kita menjadi
orang yang sentiasa membaiki bacaannya.


Perhatian ;


Sebarkan hukum Allah walaupun satu ayat semoga kita mendapat
rahmatNya,


Insya-Allah.


wassalam.

so may all the readers get the meaning of this entry...dalam kite bernakalnakalan..tak bermakna kite lupe agama..lupe tuhan...however...realistiknya..setiap manusia bergelar insan...pasti akan memikirkan kejadian,ketuhanan...easy to say..back to basis la..biar kite buta..tapi jangan buta agama okeh...pesanan khidmat masyarakat ini disampaikan oleh jejepp..
daaaaaaa...da macam iklan radio plak...

tag from cik farah

dushdush....

adeh...more tags? huh..layan..but u guys wanna know y i answer this tag even i'm so damned tired ryte now? ahahaha...the answer is somple...because cik farah says that "hmm..jejepp?!he's gorgeous..hhehe~" so make me blush taw...

1) do you think you're hot?
hmm...hot?? repeat.. hot?? i think i'm maybe...coz there is thousands peeps said that word to me...terime jer la gile! ahaha...

2) upload ur favourite pictures of u..
1

2

3


3)Why do you like that picture?
1- is because i look so damned sexy!!! (i minat gile!!!!!)
2- nampak cam mamat yg best jer..=]
3- which is i look so kawai!!!!!

4)When was the last time you ate pizza?
i think it been more than 4 month i think...i hate pizza larh!

5)The last song you listened to?
lagu nih = dont trust me by 3oh!3

6)What are you doing right now besides this?
entah...haaaaaaaaa...sap okok jer la...marlboro lite..

7)What name would you prefer besides yours?
my mom always call me "adik"...so i think is better that way..

People i tag :da nex are...
1. pakwe
2. mike
3. jim
4. F
5. kak ika

8)Who is number 1?
scandal kt blog nih...(mati lew...sesuke hati jer kuar statement camtuh...ahaha)

9) Number 3 is?
jim??? die besh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10)Say something about number 5,
kak ika ekceli was my senior time skula dulu...but now shes being my best blog friends...

11)How about number 4?
F...die nih gatay!! hehehehe... jgn marah haaaaaaa...

12)Who is number 2?
dak batu pahat...katenyer jauh dimate dekat dihati... hambik ko..aku sorg yg pengingat tawk! huhuhuhuhuh...

tag from mike

dushdush...

adeh...now i just taged by someone who i just gt to know...ok la mike...i will answer the tag anyway...i'm free now...kalo tak haram nk reply tag ko...naahhhh kidin..uhuhu

What is your Fav perfume?
DKNY redDELICIOUS and DKNY beDELICIOUS for sure...da smell is so damned make me horny..lalala~

Do you own a gun?
Yeah, i was born with a strong-meat gun. Wanna find out?(follow jawapan mike...mike aku pon ade strong-meat gun la...nak test..ops..=])

Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
ahaha...what a funny question...normally kalo da serius the i'll meet doctor la...takuase jepp nk jpe doctor...

What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
touge-piercing,eyebrow-piercing,nipple n belly button-piercing(coming soon)

Favorite hobby?
swimming,clubbing,chating,ngumpating (doest it count?)

Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
penat (baru balik tgk chelsea vs arsenal), rase nk muntah, i wanna make love rite now(pelik secare ttbe)

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
mineral water which is so needed, 100 plus n ice lemon tea (my favourite babe!)

3 current worries?
my future, my future, my future....

Current hate right now?
someone who is so annoying n disgusted...f*ckface!!!

Favorite place to be?
heaven (i insist heaven is the place i wanna be at..)

Where would you like to go?
my mom ask me to go to aussie..work there as chef de cuisine...pergh...tatahan my mom...


What shirt are you wearing?
none...yeah! love to be naked all the time...


Favorite color?
red,black,gold,ungu, easy to say the color of life la babe

Would you be a pirate?
yes! a gay pirate...sounds cool man...u can fuck every one u wanted to as u wish..but safety first..lalalala...

What songs do you sing in the shower?
ahahaha..the kelapa n orkid song..."kelapa dan orkid baik untuk rambut...saya nk balik duit saye" so funny man...

Favorite Girl’s Name?
something more to arabic sound..such as qisra, jamelah, qatrun and so on...

Favorite Boy’s name?
yeah!! something that started with capital "J" like jeffry (my name la), Johnson, Joseph, Joshua n much more to throw here.

What’s in your pocket right now?
i just wearing a tite boxer that it...no pocket la!

Last thing that made you laugh?
talking bout something funny(bout melancap..lawak gile babe!) with my housemate...

Worst injury you’ve ever had?
broken hearted is the most injury..it takes me a year to forget bout it..saket weyh!!!


Name 3 other words for penis: boboi (i call mine as it) kotey and konek (sume sebut camtuh dowh..)

Name 3 other words for vagina: puki,pantat n cipap...ahahaha...sedap tuh...adeh mulut aku cam sial

Name 3 other words for tits: biar aku jer taw sudeyh!

lazy to tag anyone else la...but sape rajin tag la...jepp ta pakse...but...its fun sometimes when u answer a tags ryte? ikut encik la encik...bahaha..

maafin gueh ya

dushdush...

disini gue butoh kemaafan dari tementemen gueh yang mana mencari gueh selama ini...emangnya gueh busy lorh...dengan asigmtnya dengan projeknya....kangen sekali gue update blog ini...tp...masanya enggak suai deh...tiap masa aja mesti ada yang teleponin gueh..."jepp jgn lupa briefing", "jepp jgn lupe meeting" "petang ni smpi mlm eh" "jgn ta dtg!"...waduh...semua dialogue ini jepp dptin dr tementemen kuliahan....ampun ya tementemen sekalian...nty jepp update ttg kes best...jepp kene tolak motor di highway...nantikn kisahnya ya...peace..

my new pierce

dushdush...

heeee..lame ta update blog..ntah bape ari ta update..actually jepp mmg nk update smalam..but..hmmm..cam malas jer nak menaip...wahahaha...tapetape..continue to our entry ok... this entry is about jejepp get his new pierce...wanna know where? huhuu..i gt an eyebrow pierce..
damned!! besh gile..da la ta saket..thenthen murah n so affordable..


nah....

jgn ttpu taw..my tounge pierce tu da lame..its about 2 years i think..then afta that i did my pierce at my rite ears...which is sumone pay 4 it..wahaha..then i did my self my left ear piercing...gle en? but thats not so crazy...because afta a few month...jepp did bellow lips pierce by my ownself gak..wakaka...saket mmg ar..but...layan...

so this picture yg uol tgk taken by lastnite..uhuhuhu... i did this eyebrow pierce at sg. wang plaza..which s only cost me rm60 include the stud n the antiseptic..cool rite? so ape ag..jum menggile cam jepp...weeee....

i got the answer

dushdush...

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
jepp da dpt jawapan bagi kesengsaraan 2 hari lepas itu....
die da berpunyer....
jepp masih pelik bin heran! kalo str8 nape dance camtuh ngan aku!!!!
shit!!
tape2...
jepp pegang pade prinsip jepp....
"takan bengkokkn yg straight"
sgt bermoral....
ahaha...ok2..
dinch la bout that person....tp.....
jepp masih terpk kn someone else...
yang ada pada mlm2 insiden..
die so sweet...
so cute gak...
tp ntah cane lak si sorg ag nih ley wat aku lpe pada sowg ag nih....hmm...

ok2..
we talk bout that other person k..
die baek woh...
die aproach kt ms..
so ok la..
tp jepp suke gak ble die aproach...
tp sedeyhnyer..
time tuh aku ngah angau ngan sowg ag tuh...
sedeyhkn..

butbut...
dr segi bacaan jepp..
die nih sowg yang baek..
sweet...
caring...
pemberi semangat...
die yg sajes kt jepp tindik bhgn kanan kening...
kalo x jepp men bOoH jer..
ahaha...

hope jepp dapat teruskn hub yang baek ngn si sowg ag nih...
bermule ngan berkenalan...
persahabatan..
n percintaan kalo ade jodoh...
wahahaha...
but really dowh...
ble sebut name die...
jepp rase secured la...
rase sejuk...
rase bahagie..
hope perasaan itu kekal la kn...

3 nobita

dushdush..

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
jepp dapat lepaskn dendam rindu kesumat kt adeq jepp...si kembar due ekor 2..ekor lak..bontot jer..ahaha...act jepp da lame ta balek umah mama...last balik pon balik meninggah..but arituh n smalam balik tido...besh!!!!

sesampai di rumah jer yg adik ckp "ba jeff.. where is the game that u said u bought 4 us?" kuang hajor nyer adik! game yg die mintak dlu...ok la tu agpon jepp da janji nk belikn game ntok dorg tuh..."ba jeff! nice hair la ba jeff! u look handsome..." ni lak si abg ckp ngn jepp..si abg nih mmg rapat ngn jepp...ye la adik abg katenyer..coz yg si adik rapat ngn kakak jepp..


nih game yg disebut2 tadi..

dorg masuk bilik sebuk try game tuh bes ke idak...so far dorg ckp "ba jeff that game u bougth 4 us so nice! best! we like it.." aduh seb bek dorg suke...btw forget to tell u peeps out there.. my home language basically is in english..the best thing is my bro dua org tu always get b+ for their bahasa but 4 english no need to worried...ahahaha...

then...mlm jumaat the all sleep with mama...as usual if daddy's not at home...then the next day jepp tido ngn they all..besh!!!!!!!!!!!!dapat pelok gemok n kuwus...ahahaha....

adengan di bawah inilah hasil bile 3 nobita bertemu...camera? our faveret! ahaha...







ni la ragam 3 beradik berkaca mata...hahaha..act all my famely members pakai glasses...dr yg kecik smpi la yg tue..ahahahah..sume silau lebey!!! pening jepp...senang gak nk recognise famely members jepp kalo kt kg or anywhere...muke jepp n adik2 lebey kurg ble pki speck...so tada masalah kowt...

peliknyer bout this twin...ahahaha..yg adik lebey besar dr abg...wakakaka...kalo owg tgk bukan setahun satu but dua tahun satu...just imagine yg adik berat 45kg n yang abg berat 25kg...n me plak 55kg...ahaha lebey sepuluh jer dr si adik...







aksi2 kami di medan pertempuran...ala ps2 jer kowt..but...sonok weyh ble da maen sesame..ley gado...ley happy...ble da victory...mesti kitowg pelok...ahahaha...F.Y.I adik2 jepp sgt manje ngn jepp ok!!! ahhaha...

yang penting jepp da lepaskn rindu nk pelok,tido n ciom adeq jepp 2 owg nih....Danial Hazim n Hazman Danish ur bro always love u two!!! nak nakal pon ngn mama jer ok! ngn aku abih la kowg kene dushdush!!! wahahahaha....

what happen to me???

dushdush....

this entry is all about one person yg jepp ta lay lupe till now..
damned!!!
kenape yer???
jepp pelik la...
act i met this person kt club last wednesday..
that time die smpi lambat..
but jepp still cant forget his smile n cuteface!!!
in that time jugak jepp da mabOk gile!
so dinch bout that day..
then2 jumaat malam sabtu we met again for da 2nd time..
this time i came earlier..
n this person "hey" me excitedly...
gembire la jepp..

tadaaaa..
da masuk SUNSHINE..
da minum..
pale ade pening sket..
cam bese la..
jepp akan dance ngn best gurlfriend jepp..
but jepp still notice yg die memandang ke arah jepp..
malu ade, bangge ade, tertanye pon ade..
daaaaaaah! ignore it...

tuptap tuptap...
jepp terinvite die dance with jepp...
so howt weyh!!!
we dance like we're a spesial..
grrr...
nk jer comolot kt citu gak..
but cover beb cover..

dance dance dance..
still dance dance dance..
nonstop dance dance dance...

smpi la lagu slow..
u know whut?
jepp n this person dance cam owg ngah highly in love..
with head to head..
nose to nose..
cheyh!!!!!!!
ta voley blah!!

then bile nk balik...
ktowg gathered jup depan SUNSHINE club..
then chitchating then berpisah..
shit!
jepp ta amik no tipon die..
pusingpusing..
die still ade kt dpan club..
ape ag..
jepp pon soh la agent jepp mintak no tipon...
DAPAT!!!!!!!!!

but helppp me!!!!!!!
i cant forget that person..
name die pon still in this head...
muke die asyik terbayang....
but i dunno wether die tu str8 o not..
alemak...
kantoi sudah..

to peeps who read this..
please help me..
should i msg die n tell die o not?
o just keep it quite..???
anyone?
help me!!!
pale jepp asyik pk die jer...

adeh..! tagged lagi..

dushdush..

kali nih jepp kene tagged ngn kak ika lak...paper pon layan jew...

7 fakta tentang saya :

1- nama: Muhamad Jeffry
2- berumur ? bape ntah lpe...aahahaha..
3- lahir pada 18 feb 19??
4- lahir di hospital besar kuala lumpur
5- anak kedua dari empat beradik
6- saya kuat ngomel
7- saya baek hati

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7 perkara menakutkan saya di dunia :

1- takut LIPAS *sanggup terjun bangunan..*
2- takut MATI *egt hidup jer susah? mati pon susah meyh*
3- takut hidup miskin *alemak...da bese idop senang la..*
4- takut xdpt jadi anak yang soleh (same cam kak ika)
5- takut saye ni jadi anak yg xbergune (masih same seperti kak ika)
6- takut kehilangan orang yang tersayang (family)
7- takut kene dump! *benci weyh!!*

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7 lagu buat masa skrg :

1- cuba - Faizal Tahir
2- womaniser - Britney
3- when i grow up - PCD
4- hips dont lie - Shakira
5- berkecamuk hati(tajuk die mende eh?) - hujan
6- hujan - Sudirman
7- slumber -OAG

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7 perkara selalu sebut :

1- assalamualaikum
2- weyh!
3- gile!
4- dushdush...
5- gapo?
6- hot!
7- aku lapo!!!

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7 perkara yang amat bernilai :

1- nyawa
2- keluarga saya,mama,kakak,ajeem,aman,nenek n all
3- maruah akuh larh!!
4- kawan baek!!!!!!!!
5- duet,kad pengenalan, n my stuff la..
6- cinta yang tulus ag suci!!!
7- memory zaman silam...

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7 pertama kali dalam hidup saya :

1- pergi Los Angeles
2- pergi Aussie pada umo 9 tahun n 19 tahun..=]
3- kenal kak ika yg bagi tagged ni kt SAMER..
4- berlakon n jadi hero ntok short film 4 m'sian short film fest..
5- pergi India
6- pergi Indonesia
7- hidap seafood alergy!! *shit! benci!!*

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7 org bertuah menjawab tag ni :

1- you
2- anta
3- kamu
4- boi @
5- F @
6- pakwe @
7- jim @

tiada lagi rambut gold

dushdush...

ta silap jepp baru bape ari jepp letak entry "tiada lagi rambut hitam" now da ubah lak..jepp da tukar color rambut lagi...kali ketiga...1st ungu tp tanampak..then turs turn to gold..gilegile nampak..pastu aritu jaja kawan bek jepp mintak tulun kalerkn rambut die kaler ungu..ade baki lebihan jepp saje letak kt rambut gold jepp..pergh..hasil yg kuar amat membanggekn...

sebelum sebelum


sebelum


sesudah


matilew aku pasni...mane ta nyer..asyik tukar kaler..lastlast tiade rambut suda...akibat suke bebnor kaler rambut ikut nafsu...but ok ker idok eh?

tag from neO andersOn

dushdush..

kene lagi tagged jejepp nih...adeh...layan..

Named 5 people you can think of right on the top of your head..Dont' read the question underneath until you write the name of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you write the name randomly. No Cheating!!

1. Jaja


2. Yana


3. Azmir


4. Adibadam


5. tuty


Question 1 : How do you meet 1?

hah? i met her at PTPL college...at that time kt kolej ade buat ape ntah..then aku digabung kn oleh minah senget ni..tu la how i met her..

Question 2 : On the scale from 1-10..How you rate your relationship with 1?

10 - she is perfectly understanding n so demanding..nk lempang jer ase..

Question 3 : How long have u known 4?

for about 2 years maybe..forgot la...

Question 4 : How do you know number 3?

from college jugak...my classmate meyh!

Question 5 : Where is 5?

si gile nih skunk nih (9.00p.m 13/11/08) die ade kt umah kakak die..g amik barang katenyer

Question 6 : A fact about number 1?

she is so kuat makan...same like me la..

Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?

ntah la..byk sgt scandal die tuh..tapaham gueh..

Question 8 : What does no1 do for living?

whining,eating,demanding,sleeping,ngumpating...ahaha..sorry ja...

Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?

ahaha..ofkos..da la satu kelas,satu kepala, satu group..senang nk wat keje meyh...

Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?

pale hotak hang!!!!

Question 13 : What your opinion about number 2?

she is same like no 1..mmg sebijik la..tp die ni lagi kuat membebel..benanah telinge weyh...tp baik hati...selalu mendahulukn aku n no 1..baik kn die?

Question 14 : What's your favorite memory with number 5?

memandangkn die hairdresser aku..so favourite memory ialah die selalu menjadikn rambut aku sentiasa gempak dimata masyarakat...sweet ape..

Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?

pale jimbit ko! lesbian la nanti begOk!

Question 16 : Ever had a long conversation with number 5?

selalu...sampai berbuih mulut...rokok berkotakkotak kotowg isap...weeee...

Question 17 : Have you ever slept at number 2's house?

da bosan tido ngn die...sedarsedar aku kt kaki die..makhluk tido lasak mmg camtu..ahahaha...

Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?

boleh la..but seem college da start nih..lagi rajin la hangout ngn die..g giant makan..then g ngurat owg..then masih tak dilupekn wat asgmt sesame...

Question 19 : Who do u known the longest?

all of them i kenal hampir 2 tahun..so...same jer...kenal dlm satu mase yg same but time berbeza...but no 1 n no 2 la longest kowt..lope la..no 5 kowt..eish penin aku...

Question 20 : How often do u talk to number 1?

tiaptiap ari tatap wajah die..takan kitowg nk senyap..sahsah duedue mulut murai...ahahaha..nk tanye lagi?

Question 21 : What about number 2?

same jer ngn no 1 tu..

Question 22 : Have you ever thought number 3 as a friend?

yes ofkos..furthermore da macam abg aku da...

Question 23 : Maybe you want to go out with number 5 as a date?

betol gak..nti aku try keyh..ahahaha..

Question 24 : Do u dream about number 2?

ape yang aku nk dream ttg die eh? hmmm...ntah r...

Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that she never forget?

byk bende kitowg wat sesame...lu pk la sdiri..

Question 27 : What is number 3's hobby?

lepak,tido,mengomel..

Question 28 : Who do you want to tag?

F @ http://ftotheworld.blogspot.com/
Fickh @ http://fickph.blogspot.com/
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5 things bout the jejepp

dushdush...

jejepp telah ditagged oleh F...so need to replied...ahahaha..

5 Things In My Bag

1. DKNY be delicious *nak wangi sentiase ler katekn..*
2. tissue *masalah perpeluhan yg ta dpt dbendung..*
3. note n ballpen *sgt gegeh menulis notanota penting katenyer..*
4. rokok n lighter *kewajiban seorang perokok meyh..*
5. gatsby wax *rambut wajib tegak la..ahahah*

5 Things In My Wallet

1. cash *tade cash matilew aku..*
2. mykad n license *tande jepp rakyat m'sia ler..8
3. debit MASTERcard n debit VISAcard *senang nk shoppink meyh..*
4. student card *pelajar contoh sgt..ahaha..*
5. business card *pekerja berdedikasi nih..*

5 Favourite Things Dalam Bilik

1. nyetnyet *anak patong monyet jepp..*
2. bantal yang banyak *tabiat suke memeluk yang hebat..*
3. laptop n broadband *punca rezeki n teman setia..*
4. kerusi *mangse letak laptop gueh..*
5. cermin ajaib *supaya sentiasa terampil macho..ahahaha..*

5 Things yang Ingin Dilakukan

1. abiskan blajar *harus!!*
2. dok kt aussie *atas dorongan mama gueh!*
3. memperluaskan name jepp *berangan nk popular larh..*
4. berKahwin kt paris pastu hOneymooN kt Maldive *berangan lagih!*
5. belikan mama sebuah banglo 3 tingkat yang ade 10 bedroom *hadiah untuk mama sebab membesarkan jepp ngn jayanye...ahaha..*

5 Things yang Sering Dilakukan

1. tido... *paling fevret*
2. jadi kelawar *active diwaktu malam..ahaha..*
3. jmpe scandal *kantoi suda..*
4. masak *ade gaye..*
5. ngumpat *paling besh..*


Im Tagging
neoanderson @ http://listlessjourney.blogspot.com/
pakwe @ http://pakweku.blogspot.com/
jim @ http://dukelucedellamore.blogspot.com/

Kisah Schedule Semester 4..

dushdush..

aDeh! saket ati jepp ble dpt jadual...bukan per..tgk jadual tu terus saket aty! gewam weyh..x fair!!! pekate kowg tgk..perghh...menyampah! tp jadua; nih jepp type balik...ye la kalo nk scan segale maleh den aih...

kusut...

nk dijadikn cite plak..mmg panjang...ye jepp ngaku...mentor jepp bg jadual khas ngan handwirting die sendiri(padahal atas desakan jepp)...ahahaha..yer la..jepp da la tataw nk amik jadual yg mane kt schedule board tuh..melambak kowt jadual..pastu ape ag..jepp callingcalling la mentor..."cik, jadual sy yg mane? keliru la, cik bg sy jadual nanti boleh?" itu jer mampu aku buat(sebab malas bg mentor makan gaji bute...ahahah..)

tibe sok arinyer mentor call.."salam..Jeffry..jumpe ptg ni ye sy nk pa jadual kt awak.." tamat disitu..sambung petang lak..."kamu nih bertuah betol la Jeffry..menteementee saye yg len tade sy nk layan mcm awak.." jepp senyum kambing pastu amik jadual yg dibuat khas oleh mentor tersebut...time tu amik terus blah...

sekali da balik umah 2 hari..baru pasan...cam ade something wrong ngn jadual tuh...so...wat mase nih jepp follow jadual nih..if ade pertukaran jepp wat entry ntok jadual tu eh...

grrrr... tention! tention! tention!

tiada lagi rambut hitam

dushdush...

lame nyer ta update blog...ahahaha...entry kali nih best...tade ar best mane..tp...rambut itam gue suda tiada...penampilan kali ini berbeza..tade la beza mane..jepp memang salu kaler ghambut pon..cume kali nih kasi gegar n gempak jer..
ahahaha..

nih pic b4..

itamnyer rambut gueh...

then nih lak pic after kaler..


uhuhu...blond bah....

huhuuhhu...jepp da lame ta wat gempak cani..hampir setaun ta kaler rambut..so..skali kaler...da cam mat saleh sudah...

nih jepp nk bg tgk pic while doing the hair colour...

ahaha...
tangan!!!!
huhuhu..
kaki!!!
layan!

cost nk buat nih suppose adalah rm100 or more...butbut...jepp regular customer n adik agkt tokeh...so jepp dpt rm30 jer....uhuhuuhu...lebey kurang g bli hair colour sendiri...tol x? tp price rm30 tuh ntok jepp jer...uhuhuhu...

nih lak my hair stylish n hair dresser..syg die dowh..kami sekepale...sangat suke bergosip n ngumpat...tuh la hobi kami ble bjumpe...pantang jumpe mesti ade subjek or topic..per ag...potpet potpet jer ar..ahahaha..

tutty...i love u weyh!!!

uhuhuh...tutty nih besh!!! same ronggeng!!! so sesape nk n ade keinginan nk kaler rambut boleh la hubungi jepp..then jepp try dptkn harge murah ntok kowg..amacam? set? huhuuhuh...

Tips for Catching Liars

dushdush..

kekawan sume..jum kite bace entry nih...amat besh n bermanfaat...act entry nih da lame nk update kt blog nih...tp asyik lope jer..uhuhuhu...so cam zaman skunk nih byk sgt penipuan berlaku tol x? keeping promise yg entah ade entah idak....so..meh kite sume tangkap sume penipu2 nih...kite bg die pengajaran dket..nk menipu kunun...tp kantoi....

to me tips nih amat berjaye jepp gnekn lam kehidupan harian...so dont get to easy on me okeh!

Parents often face the prospect of whether their child is lying to them. A husband or wife might believe their spouse is lying to them. But though you might suspect that a loved one is lying to you, it's often hard to know for sure.
Here are a few ways to tell if someone is lying to you. If someone displays any one of these traits, I wouldn't jump to conclusions and convince myself that person is lying. But if these warning signs begin to pile up, then you might be onto something.
Try to use logic to back up your impressions. If someone's story changes over time, then the person is more likely to be lying. It probably means that the person can't remember every detail of the lie.
Also, try to compare a suspected liar's behavior against that person's usual behavior. Deviations in behavior are often telling.




Body Language
1. Avoiding Eye Contact

2. Unnatural Hand Movement
Their hands touch their mouth, throat or other parts of the face. They scratch behind their ear, the top of their head of the end of their nose.

3. Personal Space Is Restricted
Hand and arms movements are towards their body in general. If the person is taking up less space, that is a sign they are being defensive and trying not to be noticed.

4. Stone Faced
Facial expressions can be described as stone-faced. This is the classic attempt to use a "poker face" to avoid being read.

5. Not Facing the Truth
The person turns away from you. If the person seems uncomfortable facing you while being questioned, by turning their face or their entire body away from you, then the person is probably hiding something.

6. Conflicting Body Language
If body language and expressions seem to contradict one another, this might mean that a person is lying. If a person expresses a positive emotion but has a negative look on their face, that person may not be telling the truth.

7. An Unnatural Smile
If a person smiles only with their mouth, this is a fake smile. When people smile a genuine smile, that person's eyes tend to squint, their cheeks raise and their forehead scrunches down.

8. Gestures Out of Sync
If a person's reaction time is delayed, this means they are thinking before they act. So if a person's smile or anger is delayed, this tends to be an unnatural reaction. The person is distracted at the very least, and possibly hiding something.

9. Builds a Wall Between You
If a person places objects between the two of you, this is a sign they are building a kind of barrier between an accuser and himself or herself. This barrier might be a cup, a tray of food, a laptop computers, a book or most any other object.


The Liar's Rhetoric

1. If a person mumbles when answering your questions, this means they are trying to muddle their way through the conversation and avoid speaking the truth.

2. If a person evades the question or doesn't give a direct answer, this might mean that person is trying to avoid a direct lie.

3. If a person answers your question by repeating your words, the person may be buying time to think of a lie or evasion.

4. A person who over enunciates their words is more likely to be lying. A person who uses contractions in their speech is more likely to be telling the truth. This is a more natural, relaxed way of speaking. The liar might be trying to overcompensate.

5. A person who uses sarcasm to avoid your questions, this is a defense mechanism. Humor is also a common way to avoid answering with the truth. Of course, humor and sarcasm have many uses besides hiding untruths.

6. If you change the subject, a liar is likely to be happy to change the subject with you and discuss anything but those situations involving their lies. A truthful person being accused of lying is much more likely to return to that subject, to defend their truthfulness.


No Hard and Fast Rules

These signs all point towards lying and deception. This does not mean people exhibiting these behaviors are not always lying. Every person is different. Some people are not comfortable in conversation at any time. Others might be avoiding certain subjects because they aren't in the mood to discuss it or because they are distracted by something else. Try to use these signs as a guide to follow up hunches or to support factual inaccuracies.

The Habitual Liar

These signs suppose a normally truthful person who is lying for specific reasons, such as a child wishing to avoid punishment for a "bad" behavior. In the case of the habitual liar, not all of these signs might work.
Unfortunately, some people become so comfortable with lying that lying becomes a natural act for them. They become practiced at it. Even then, a person is likely to betray some hint that they are lying. So I would suggest you rely more heavily on your logic and fact-finding skills when dealing with such a person, or simply avoid the person altogether.

so to all penipu kt luar sane...berhati2 la..coz my readers da taw care nk tangkap kowg menipu...tp mesti saket kn ble kte taw owg yg kite syg nih menipu kte...so handle with care larh eh...ala...kowunk pon paham kn?

How to become a model

dushdush..

nih jepp nk share kt kekawan sume..hehehe...sajer je nk letak entry nih...jepp taw dlm setiap hati manusia mesti nk jadi model..tak kire la model ape...yang pending nk jd model...

model nih bg jepp cam idola la gak..coz ape yg model selalu buat akan menjadi ikutan kepada mereka yang minat model tersebut...kowunk layan la cane nk jadi model yg gempak...=]

The 14 MUST KNOW SECRETS to becoming a professional model


Lets get this straight... YOU CAN BECOME A MODEL!!!

There is a common misconception about the modeling business...

The misconception being... "You must be super skinny, super tall and super sexy to become a model".

THIS IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE!!!

And it is especially not true, Right Now!!!

If you look at hundreds of different TV commercials, magazine ads, billboards... you will see that every different look is being used in advertising.

The truth is, that advertisers need to target every different group of people in our society! And you are a part of our vast society as well!!

There are people that like the same things as you and that think, dress and look similar to you too! These are who you will market the best to!

And especially now a days the variety in models is huge... There is a huge demand for normal average looking people.

Just the other day, I was informed of a casting for a glasses commercial. The client specifically stated that the model must wear glasses in real life and that they needed to be...JUST AVERAGE looking

And of course there is always work for people who are naturally... sexy.

to be a model, YOU need to be the one with the pure confidence and fearlessness.

YOU need to have more confidence than the agents and clients you meet. They need to want YOU, because of how YOU make them feel

*Note: Sexy is not so much a look, as it is a personality!

so pe ag..kowunk g la mane2 agensi model n daftar untuk diri kowunk...huhuhu..jepp da de kowt...so..lets modeling pple...

surat untuk emak

dushdush..

jejepp ade satu interested entry untuk kali ini...sgt menyedihkn sampai pilu hati jejepp nih...sebak pon ade...nk menitiskn air mate pon ade...entry nih kawan jepp bg..shah mekasih bg entry nih kt jepp...sayu dowh bace...jepp nk kongsi ngan sume readers jepp lah....kasi kite sume sedar k..

selamat membace...

Bacalah surat yang ditulis oleh Umar Zahrawi berdasarkan pengalamannya sendiri..
Baca sambil dengar Haddad Alwi and Sulis - ummi
Mak…..
Terlalu bosan rasanya duduk membilang hari…..
Dah hampir sepuluh bulan mak pergi,
Rasanya baru semalam mak peluk kiter kan sejuk syahdu masih terasa lagi nih….
Mak tau tak…..
itu lah pertama kali mak peluk anak mak yang nakal ni sejak kiter dewasa…..
dan itu juga terakhir kali nya.
Emmmm…rupanya mak dah tau mak nak pergi jauh…..
nak tinggal kan anak2 mak….. nak tinggal kan dunia fana ni…..
mak macam dah sedia…..
Seminggu sebelum tu…..
mak dah menganyam tikar mengkuang 3 helai…..
Akak kata sampai ke pagi mak anyam tikar tuu….
tanpa rasa mengantuk, tanpa rasa letih…..
kakak pun rasa hairan…..
mak tak penah buat gitu…..
pastu mak pasang radio kecil di sebelah mak…..
tapi mak seolah2 tak sedar bahawa rancangan radio tu siaran siam …..
kengkadang siaran indonesia …
mak terus tekun menganyam…
Rupanya tikar yang telah mak siapkan tu di gunakan untuk mengiringi mak ke kuburan…
Pastu mak sapu sampah sekeliling rumah bersih2….
pastu mak jemur karpet-karpet. ..
pastu mak ubahkan sofa ke tempat lain..
mak biarkan ruang tu kosong..
rupanya kat situ jenazah mak diletakkan..
paling menarik sekali mak bgtau kat maner sume duit dan barang kemas mak..
ada kat dalam almari…..
ada kat dalam dalam beg…..
ada dalam ASB…..
ada kat dalam Tabung Haji..
mak cakap tak berapa cukup lagi….
ada kat dalam gulung tikar…..
masa tu mak perasan takk..??
kiter gelak sakan bila mak bgtau duit dalam gulung tikar…
kiter kata mak ni memang pesenn lama laaa…
mak cuma gelak jer…
eeemmm..bahagiaa nya saat ituu..
Mak…..
Hari tu hari sabtu 18/08/1999 pukul 3 petang mak tiba2 sakit perut…..
bila malam tu kiter sampai dari KL…..
mak dah dalam kesakitan.
Akak dan abang kat kampong semua dah pujuk…..
mak tetap takmau pi hospital…. .
dan cuma tinggal giliran kiter sahaja yang belum pujuk..
Mak kata mak takmau duduk dalam hospital….
tapi kiter berkeras juga pujukk..
nanti di hospital ada doktor…
ada ubat untuk mak..
kat rumah kami hanya mampu sapu minyak dan urut jer..
Mak tetap tak bersetuju… ..
mak memang degil..
tak salah, anak mak yang ni pon mengikut perangai mak tu..
Tapi akhirnya bila melihat keadaan mak makin teruk….
mak sakit perut sampai nak sentuh perut mak pon sakit
kami adik beradik sepakat hantar juga mak ke hospital…. ..
Mak…..
amponkan kami semua…
kami nak mak sehat…
kami sayang mak…
kami tak mau mak sakit…
kami terpaksa juga hantar mak ke hospital….
ampon kan kami yer mak….
Mak…..
Malam itu abang bawa mak ke hospital
dan itu lah pertama dan terakhir kali mak naik kereta kiter…
Masih terbayang betapa ceria dan gembiranya mak,
kiter kata nak beli kereta….
Mak asyik tanya ajer..
cukup ker duitt..
kiter jawab pula…
kalau tak cukup, mak kan banyak duit…
mak gelak ajerr…..
Lepas tu bila kereta kiter sampai….
mak buat kenduri kesyukuran.. …
Dan kiter masih ingat lagi…
bila kiter eksiden terlanggar Ah-Chong naik motor…..
Punya la kiter takut…
kiter warning kakak kiter jangan sesekali bgtau kat mak…..
Bila balik sahaja kampong….
kiter cepat-cepat simpan keta dalam garaj…..
Tapi mak perasan juga bumper depan kemek…
mak tanya kenapa…?
Selamba jerr kiter jawab terlangar pokok bunga…..
Mak….
tujuan kiter menipu tu supaya mak tak risau…
Maafkan kiter kerana sampai mak pergi mak tak tau hal sebenar…
mak, kiter menipu mak kan …
ampon kan kiter….
Mak…..
Jam 4.30 pa gi 19/08 /2006
Bila tiba aja kat hospital….
nurse tengah balut mak dengan kain putih…..
mak mesti nampak kiter jatuh terduduk di lantai hospital…
Mesti mak nampak abang cium dahi mak…..
Mesti mak nampak akak baca doa untuk mak….
Mesti mak nampak adik terduduk kat kerusi kat sudut itu…
mesti mak nampak semua tu kann…kann. .kannn
Mak tau tak….
Pagi tu balik dari hospital jam 5.20 pagi kiter mamandu dalam keadaan separuh sedar…
Adik kat sebelah diam melayan perasann…
Kenangan bersama mak berputar dalam kepala ini…
jalan di depan terasa makin kelam…..
airmata dah tak mampu di tahan….
Masa tu seandainya apa-apa terjadi di jalan itu kiter rela…
Namun alhamdulillah akhirnya kiter sampai juga…
di sebab kan pagi masih awal, jadi jalan tu lenggang..
kosong. …sekosong hati ini…..
Sepanjang perjalanan terasa kedinginan subuh itu lain benar suasananya.. …..
terasa syahdu dan sayu…dinginnnn. ….
Mak…..
Kiter masih ingat lagi…
Kiter baca AlQuran kat tepi mak temankan mak…
Jam 11.00 pagi mak di mandi kan ….
Anak2 mak yang pangku masa mak mandi….
Mak mesti rasa betapa lembut nya kami mengosok seluruh tubuh mak…..
Kiter gosok kaki mak perlahan lahan…..
Mak perasan tak…?
Makcik yang mandikan mak tu pujuk kiter…..
Dia kata…” dikk…jangan nangis…kalau sayang mak jangan buat gitu…jangan nangis ya..”
Bila makcik tu kata gitu…
lagi laaaa laju airmata ni..
tapi kiter kawal supaya tak menitik atas mak….
Mak…..
Sampai takat ini surat ni kiter tulis…..
kiter nangis ni…..
Ni kat dlm bilik…baru pukul 4.00 pagi….
Takder orang yang bangun lagi…..
kiter dengar nasyid tajuk “anak soleh” kiter sedih…
kiter rindu kat mak..!
Takpa la….
nanti bila kita selesai sembanyang subuh,
kiter baca yassin untuk mak…
mak tunggu ya..!
Mak..
Sebelum muka mak di tutup buat selamanya… .
Semua anak2 mak mengelilingi mak…
menatap wajah mak buat kali terakhir….
Semua orang kata mak seolah2 senyum aja…
Mak rasa tak….
masa tu kiter sentuh dahi mak….
kiter rasa sejukkkk sangat dahi makk…..
Kiter tak mampu nak cium mak…
kiter tak daya….
kiter tuliskan kalimah tauhid kat dahi mak dengan air mawar…
Airmata kiter tak boleh tahan….
Mak mesti ingat kan yang anak mak ni jadi imam solat jenazah untuk mak…
tapi kite suruh tok imam bacakan doa sebab kite sebak….
Jam 12 tengahari mak diusung keluar dari rumah….
Akak pula dah terkulai dlm pelukan makcik…
badan akak terasa panas…
makk…
anak mak yang seorang tu demam….
Mak tauu…
cuma akak sorang saja anak mak yang tak mengiringi mak ke tanah perkuburan.. .
Mak…..
Hari2 ku lalui tanpa kewujudan mak lagi…
Begitu terasa kehilangan mak…
boleh kata setiap malam selepas maghrib anak mak ini berendam airmata…
Dan sampai satu tahap….
masa tu malam jumaat selepas maghrib…
Selepas kiter baca yassin ngan kawan-kawan. ….
entah kenapa biler kat bilik kiter keluarkan gambar2 mak pastu apa lagi…
semakin kiter tenung terasa semakin sayu…
tangisan tak dapat dibendung…
Mak tauu…
kiter cuba bertahan…
memujuk diri sendiri tapi tak juga reda…
Kiter rasa nak telefon mak…
nak cakap dengan mak….
anak mak yang ni dah tak betul kan …?
Dan akhirnya dalam sedu sedan itu kiter telefon kampong…
Kiter cakap dengan kakak..kiter nangis lagi…
Puas la kakak memujuk kiter…
Akak kata…” tak baik laa nangis aje..doa lah untuk mak..”
Dan akhirnya akak juga nangis…..
Mak tau tak..
di saat itu kerinduan terasa menusuk sehingga ke hulu hati…
rasa nyilu sangat…
menusuk-nusuk sehingga terasa begitu sakit dalam dada ni….
Sampai sekarang bila kerinduan itu menjelma…
hanya sedekah al-fatihah kiter berikan…..
Mak….
cukup la sampai sini dulu….
kawan kiter dah ketuk pintu bilik tu….
kejap lagi kami nak pergi solat subuh kat masjid…
selalunya, kiter yang bawak mak naik motor kan ….
kali ni kiter jalan kaki dengan kawan pulak…
esok kiter ingat nak tulis surat kat ayah pula….
Mula2 kiter tak tau nak hantar mana surat nih…
pastu kawan kiter bgtau…
simpan je buat kenangan..
Kiter cuma tau alamat ni aje…
Takper yer mak…
kiter kasi orang lain baca…
Kiter stop dulu…
sebab kawan kiter dah lama tunggu tu…
akhir kata untuk mak,
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
dan jutaan terima kasih kerana membesarkan kiter…
memberi seluruh kasih sayang dari kecil sampai masuk sekolah..
sampai masuk unibesiti..
sampai kiter boleh rase naik kapal terbang…
boleh rasa duduk kat negara orang…
sampai akhir hayat ini jasa mak tak akan mampu kiter balas..
Sekian terima kasih,
Yang Benar Anak mak yang dah tak degil
-bilanglah jasa ibumu jika kamu mampu-

so egtlah kepada mereka yang melahirkn serta membesarkn kite dengan ape care sekalipon...kereta,buku,teddybear,rumah dll boleyh ditukar ganti..tp mak,ibu,mama,ummi hanye 1 untuk seorang anak dimuke bumi nih...
hayatilah.....

Part 2 - Student UniKL Projek [Street Fasion]

dushdush...

now is the 2nd part of projek student unikl nih...uhuhuhu...die da publish kt mespes..jepp bru jer dapat keizinan dari pihak student tuh ntok publish kn part 2 nih..
easy to say la...part 2 nih lak lebey kureng hasil yg dapat diberikan oleh budak unikl nih...

so jepp nk tunjuk all readers la pic yg diedit oleh shah(tuan punye pengarah)...so far mmg okeh2 n kiut2 muke ktowg dibuatnyer..hehehe...layanz...dushdush...

ade style?

si poyo weyh!

die cun kowt!

shade nk best jerh!

sewel is her middle name..=]

heeeeee..=]

kami verse 2..^^

F.Y.I shah nih ade die nyer studio..ala ala berangan la nk ade studio sendrik...name studio die Shahriz Espanda Studio...pergh..name nk gempak jerk..ok2...abih la mati aku kene tibai ngan shah nti...=]

setakat nih...hanye ini yg leyh jepp publish kn...ahahahaha...tokey ta bagi publish lelebey...masih underconstruction...wakaka...make sure eh nantikn part 3...part 3 nih jepp nk btaw cket..part 3 merupakan part terakhir dimane shah akan bitaw jepp ape hasil dr project dr lect die...so kte tunggu same kayh!

thx 4 da time my beloved readers..